{"slip": { "id": 58, "advice": "Don't give a speech. Put on a show."}}
{"fact":"Statistics indicate that animal lovers in recent years have shown a preference for cats over dogs!","length":98}
{"slip": { "id": 184, "advice": "You can fail at what you don't want. So you might as well take a chance on doing what you love."}}
{"type":"standard","title":"Vorotnavan","displaytitle":"Vorotnavan","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q432380","titles":{"canonical":"Vorotnavan","normalized":"Vorotnavan","display":"Vorotnavan"},"pageid":18271468,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/e/e4/Vorotan-village1.jpg/330px-Vorotan-village1.jpg","width":320,"height":214},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/e4/Vorotan-village1.jpg","width":2560,"height":1714},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1254894566","tid":"c01ba5e1-98dd-11ef-8002-b654d66a3ce8","timestamp":"2024-11-02T05:46:05Z","description":"Place in Syunik, Armenia","description_source":"local","coordinates":{"lat":39.48861111,"lon":46.14138889},"content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vorotnavan","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vorotnavan?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vorotnavan?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Vorotnavan"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vorotnavan","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Vorotnavan","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vorotnavan?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Vorotnavan"}},"extract":"Vorotnavan is a village in the Sisian Municipality of the Syunik Province in Armenia. The Vorotnaberd fortress is located near the village.","extract_html":"
Vorotnavan is a village in the Sisian Municipality of the Syunik Province in Armenia. The Vorotnaberd fortress is located near the village.
"}{"slip": { "id": 220, "advice": "Most things are not as bad as you think they are."}}
{"type":"standard","title":"Postmodernism Generator","displaytitle":"Postmodernism Generator","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q7234394","titles":{"canonical":"Postmodernism_Generator","normalized":"Postmodernism Generator","display":"Postmodernism Generator"},"pageid":17906130,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/0/07/Postmodernism_Generator_%28cropped%29.png/330px-Postmodernism_Generator_%28cropped%29.png","width":320,"height":324},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/0/07/Postmodernism_Generator_%28cropped%29.png","width":1080,"height":1094},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1275150567","tid":"bc46d4e6-e861-11ef-8ab3-ca1a8d26f2bf","timestamp":"2025-02-11T10:19:54Z","description":"Computer program","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Postmodernism_Generator","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Postmodernism_Generator?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Postmodernism_Generator?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Postmodernism_Generator"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Postmodernism_Generator","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Postmodernism_Generator","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Postmodernism_Generator?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Postmodernism_Generator"}},"extract":"The Postmodernism Generator is a computer program that automatically produces \"close imitations\" of postmodernist writing. It was written in 1996 by Andrew C. Bulhak of Monash University using the Dada Engine, a system for generating random text from recursive grammars. A free version is also hosted online. The essays are produced from a formal grammar defined by a recursive transition network.","extract_html":"
The Postmodernism Generator is a computer program that automatically produces \"close imitations\" of postmodernist writing. It was written in 1996 by Andrew C. Bulhak of Monash University using the Dada Engine, a system for generating random text from recursive grammars. A free version is also hosted online. The essays are produced from a formal grammar defined by a recursive transition network.
"}{"type":"standard","title":"Self Made Vol. 1","displaytitle":"Self Made Vol. 1","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q7448279","titles":{"canonical":"Self_Made_Vol._1","normalized":"Self Made Vol. 1","display":"Self Made Vol. 1"},"pageid":31537218,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/47/Self_Made_Vol_1.jpg","width":300,"height":300},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/47/Self_Made_Vol_1.jpg","width":300,"height":300},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1280750534","tid":"08a56912-0237-11f0-afcb-9f9b4fcef666","timestamp":"2025-03-16T07:19:44Z","description":"2011 compilation album by Maybach Music Group","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Self_Made_Vol._1","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Self_Made_Vol._1?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Self_Made_Vol._1?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Self_Made_Vol._1"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Self_Made_Vol._1","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Self_Made_Vol._1","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Self_Made_Vol._1?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Self_Made_Vol._1"}},"extract":"Self Made Vol. 1 is the first compilation album by MMG. The album was released on May 24, 2011, by Maybach Music Group and Warner Bros. Records. It features MMG's new roster additions, Wale, Meek Mill, Teedra Moses, Pill and Stalley along with Torch and Gunplay of Triple C's. Outside of the label, the album features guest appearances from Curren$y, Jadakiss, Jeremih, J. Cole, CyHi the Prynce and French Montana.","extract_html":"
Self Made Vol. 1 is the first compilation album by MMG. The album was released on May 24, 2011, by Maybach Music Group and Warner Bros. Records. It features MMG's new roster additions, Wale, Meek Mill, Teedra Moses, Pill and Stalley along with Torch and Gunplay of Triple C's. Outside of the label, the album features guest appearances from Curren$y, Jadakiss, Jeremih, J. Cole, CyHi the Prynce and French Montana.
"}{"slip": { "id": 176, "advice": "Good things come to those who wait."}}
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