{"slip": { "id": 77, "advice": "Mercy is the better part of justice."}}
{"fact":"Cats have been domesticated for half as long as dogs have been.","length":63}
{"fact":"A cat can jump up to five times its own height in a single bound.","length":65}
{"fact":"Cats come back to full alertness from the sleep state faster than any other creature.","length":85}
{"fact":"Foods that should not be given to cats include onions, garlic, green tomatoes, raw potatoes, chocolate, grapes, and raisins. Though milk is not toxic, it can cause an upset stomach and gas. Tylenol and aspirin are extremely toxic to cats, as are many common houseplants. Feeding cats dog food or canned tuna that\u2019s for human consumption can cause malnutrition.","length":360}
{"slip": { "id": 223, "advice": "Vinegar is a powerful cleaning agent."}}
{"fact":"The leopard is the most widespread of all big cats.","length":51}
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